Where's Kanye when you need him?

I'm taping the Haiti special tonight. There are two reasons to watch fund raising specials, both exemplified by Katrina:

1. You might hit a really great musical performance, like the first time Mary J and U2 performed One together.


2. and the chance that Kanye West will be there.


(Okay, there's a third reason which is to be convinced to give money if you haven't already!)

pahty

Here I am frightened by my coworker at the staff party. (Figured I could post his picture since he's in disguise.) The funny part of the joke is that he shares the character's name. "Jason came as Jason! Ahhh ha ha haaaa."

Oscar

"Bitch I live in a fucking trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street!"

"Your body... your body... is a port-a-potty."

Fernando and I used to love Chappelle's Show but it's not on tv right now. So Fernando bought me season 2 on DVD and I'm so glad. Soooo funny. I'll have to go pick up season 1.

One of the funniest series of skits is Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories. They're real stories told by Eddie Murphy's brother, and acted out by Chappelle. SO funny. And apparently he really did used to say: I'm Rick James bitch!



In season 1 he made a joke about the R Kelly peeing-sex story. Fernando and I used to sing this when Nombly would spray around the house... we imagined he was singing this song:

Here's what he says about R Kelly's reaction: "R. Kelly was pissed. No punchline to that. Nigga was pissed. He was all, "How could you go and make a video about peeing on someone?" Nigga, how could YOU go making a video about peeing on somebody?"