Scene: Fernando is petting Haley-cat. The TV is on, and a sad-music-poor-children-charity ad comes on.
Fernando - I don't want to watch something sad!
Mabel - Change the channel.
Fernando - I can't reach the remote, Haley won't let me.
[Haley climbs off Fernando.]
Mabel - Looks like Haley doesn't want to watch starving children either.
Haley - I want to EAT starving children!
Mabel - Haley. HALEY. HALEY! ...Inappropriate. Inappropriate.
