the pain chart

If you've always found the traditional pain chart inadequate, I highly recommend a trip to Hyperbole and a Half where she's made a new and superior pain chart.

She has also relabeled the traditional one:

0:  Haha!  I'm not wearing any pants!

2:  Awesome!  Someone just offered me a free hot dog!

4:  Huh.  I never knew that about giraffes.

6:  I'm sorry about your cat, but can we talk about something else now?  I'm bored.

8:  The ice cream I bought barely has any cookie dough chunks in it.  This is not what I expected and I am disappointed.

10:You hurt my feelings and now I'm crying!