Best Blackadder line of all time

Living With Cats & a Meowee East update (Is there rioting in the litter boxes too??)

Living with cats is like living in a library. If you make a sudden noise everyone stops what they're doing and STARES pointedly at you. You apologize in a hushed voice and hunch your shoulders and continue your work as quietly as possible.

 

On thing I like about cats is that when you talk to them they usually twitch their tails in response. If there's a cat stretched out nearby, I say: "Who's a pretty girl?" And she will give a little tail thump that says: "Well obviously: Moi."

MEOWEE EAST: Now below is a little scene called Minion Wakes Up and Espies Her Best Friend...

Look at the way she's stretched out on her back, belly totally exposed.

You wouldn't think this was the dominant cat.

She's not attacking Haley, just stretching out towards her, and Haley is hitting her. "Don't touch me on my side of the bed!"

 And Haley moves away. I suspect it was a jackass move. Something your brother does that's calculated to drive you nuts, but not bad enough that you can get him in trouble for it. Well look at her. She does look obnoxious.

That's how things are in this Meowee East. If it'd modeled on the Middle East then Fernando and I are in trouble. Nibblet riots! "More Snappy Toms! More chin scratches! More Snappy Toms! More chin scratches!"

That guy, who killed that guy

So apparently the murder-ing guy already has a criminal record. And possibly the guy living in my building took him in, cause he didn't have a place to live at the moment, or something like that. So say certain papers.