no one dishes out the geek insults like Weird Al...

Listening to "All About the Pentiums."

I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
...
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
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You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
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Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you

awww I love zee romance!

The video maker wrote this: "I made this video to try and show that gay, lesbian and bisexual people are just that, PEOPLE! We want the same things you want, love, safety, freedom and respect. Love, it's a beautiful thing! And EVERYBODY should feel free to feel it, share it and express it with whomever they see fit."

I love this song.