no one dishes out the geek insults like Weird Al...

Listening to "All About the Pentiums."

I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
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I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
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You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
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Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you