Dear Blog

I found a web site called Dear Mr Postman where "MM" posts open letters to anything or anyone. I find them sort of too long, and therefore not as funny as they could. They really only need to be about two lines to be funny. Here are three edited-down-versions:

Dear License Plate “R U EZ”,

For the sake of argument, let’s say that I am EZ and that you are too. ...wouldn’t I have to be both EZ and QCK in order to make something happen before the light changes?

Dear Srsly,

You are sad and naked, stripped of all your vowels.... both humorous and sad, a Charlie Chaplin figure stripped of your ability to speak out loud and yet communicating volumes.

Dear April Fool’s Day,

I can never think of any good pranks. And I tend to spend a lot of the day feeling slightly confused about why people are saying things that obviously are not true.