Scene: Me reading in bed. Husband wanders in.
Fernando - Did you feed the cats? Haley's screaming bloody murder out here.
Mabel - [fed up with Haley bad mouthing her all the time] Yes! I fed them an hour ago! That's why I yell at her!!
Fernando - Well there's no need to yell at her. ...Just kick her.
Note: No, we don't kick our cats. And only I yell at them.
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