I would MURDER someone for a glass of ice water

Fernando told me he didn't get his Tummy Troubles under control until he stopped drinking for 12 hours. So I've only drunk a little water when taking gravol (not helping), immodium (helping), or Tylenol (my leg muscles ache now.) But I'm dying to eat or drink something coooooooold. I want a Freezie!

I keep vacillating between way too hot, and freezing cold.

Man, I haven't watched Regis and Kelly since I was a house cleaner and Mrs. Aitken would be watching it. Ripa has ripped arms! I remember when Regis came out with a book called I Am Only One Man, and I used to say, Thank God! Mehhhh heh heh heh.

I want to die.

Oh good, my cold cloth is still cold because they haven't put the heat on in the apartment yet. Ahhhh.

Fernando's actually glad I'm sick, because he was never sure in the end whether he had a bug or food poisoning from what he ate at the hospital the first day. Now he feels like he can be comfortable still eating at the hospital. Thanks Fernando. Thanks. Did you really need to know that badly??

This is the first sick day I've taken from work in ages. The worst I remember was the year I got that insane pneumonia-flu-bronchitis that was going around, about 9 years ago. I missed an entire week of work. I hallucinated that my feet were talking. I had to sleep sitting up cause I had trouble breathing. It was one of the most miserable weeks of my life. It was the first time I could understand how people died of the flu during the Span Infl outbreak. I was soooo tired, I could barely make it the bathroom.

Kelly Ripa is lauding the maternity leave times in Canada.

I hope I didn't give this bug to anyone at work cause it's just GROSS.

Woody Harrelson's a cool guy. And Ripa's right, he does look like a teenager. I'd like to see the zombie movie he's going to be in.

I'm huuuungry. All I ate last night, at work, was two pieces of veggie sushi, and my pudding. Then I started feel nauseous so I stopped. But I daren't eat yet. It'll just come right back out, from one end or another.

In other news... I wore my Rockport shoes the first couple days at work, and they were comfortable, but my fasciitis certainly hasn't gone away, so my feet were still killing me. The next two days I wore my special clogs, and what a difference! Much less sore.

Ew Woody stop you're gonna make me cookie toss! He says that Kelsey Grammar used to salt butter, and just eat it. EWWWWWWW.

I love this milk ad, with the French-sounding Grandma. Her grandson is sad because "his tarantula was on his last leg. So I gave him a glass of milk" --you see this kid and his dying tarantula-- "and said Poor Ben. Don't worry, there are more bugs in Grandma's basement." And then she says to the camera: "There's nothing more comforting than a Grandma."