Scene: Fernando has spent the night at my cat sitting stint. On the bus going home he brings up how mad our own cats will be at being fed so late.
Mabel - Haley's probably escaped through the window by now and she's holding people up for cat food money. She'll be in a shoot out with the cops by the time you arrive. 'You dirty cops! You'll never take me!'
Fernando - I'm glad to be going home to my kitties.
M - What, my kitties [the ones I was sitting] aren't good enough for you?
F - They're ok, but a bit weird, Lefty.
M - I always eat kitty sandwiches.
F - Not on my watch.
M - ... ... Good job. High five.*
* This is the first time in 15 years he's carried the Shreddies Routine almost to completion.
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