more "shit my dad says"

1. 'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."about 13 hours ago from web
2. "Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."5:04 PM Sep 8th from web
3. "The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"3:41 PM Sep 7th from web