Banish-ed to the end of the couch again, for offenses against fingertips.
I no longer let Evil Minion suck on my ears, and only give her the pinky once or twice a day. After which I have to fight her off like a zombie attack. I have to kick her off the couch about 10 times before she'll stop trying to assault my digits. I try to not pet her while she's sucking, so that eventually she'll realize there's an ALTERNATIVE to finger sucking, which is sitting on a lap and having a good scratch.
"This is MAH good scratch. F--k off!"
Sitting on the couch with a cat on either side. To paraphrase Morris Day: "Cutie to the left of me. Cutie to the right! It's all about the kitty sandwich tonight!" *
At long last we lock up the kitten and have some "One and Only Remaining Cat" time. (I still call her that when we're all aloney on our owney.)
* Morris Day's character in Purple Rain, when standing at the bar between a couple of hot women: "Sexiness to the left of me, sexiness to the right. It's all about the pimp sandwich tonight!"
soooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuute
ReplyDeleteI finally caught up on the kitty posts. The new kitten..er minion is uber cute. I like her striped markings in calico form. Very pretty. I love how Fernando is looking so non-chalante as she is going to town on his ears.
ReplyDeleteThe cuteness hides the eeevil!
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